Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Barn Door’s Open…!

<Thanks to The Rude Pundit, we are made aware of the following…

A picture snapped of our President, crown prince of the last super-power on earth, a new presidential yacht in the offing, will of the people at his back, at the Asia-Pacific Economic Conference, standing among Prime Ministers and Presidents, swaggering down the front steps like he just got finished dipping raisin jack out of the toilet with his bare hands, apparently … wait for it… with his FLY OPEN! Lookin’ like he just pissed against the side of the building. Yep. It’s all there in the photo. Yee-Haw!

More evidence that this country, at large, is just stupid: New polls out illustrate the point.

The latest New York Times/CBS poll says that the majority, 56% of those polled, are "optimistic" about the next four years under Bush; what is meant, exactly, by “optimistic” is unclear. It either means we might live through it, or it could mean Bush and his cronies won’t really fuck us over completely.

The remainder of the poll demonstrates why the majority of those polled have to be slobbering idiots. 48% believe that Bush's next four years will "divide Americans" 54% believe the economy is headed in the "wrong direction," and 52% are "uneasy" with Bush's ability to make the "right economic decisions." 48% don't believe we were right to go into Iraq, 51% are uneasy with Bush's ability to "deal wisely with international crises," 51% don't believe Iraq is even a minor part of the "war on terror," 67% believe that reducing the deficit is more important than cutting taxes, 66% believe that corporations have too much influence on the Bush administration, and on and on and on. But still, most of them are “optimistic.” You tell me what it means…

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the man to sit the right way on a toilet seat. I am, however, optimistic that we’ve seen his underwear at a national summit for the last time. This team is just too good to let that happen again.


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